why not just shower in the shower?

I'm going to break this down into two examples of male logic gone awry: "Why not step my game up?" Absolutely. Why not? You're an adult, you have a good job, it's clearly time to rise above the college level existence. I know you already have a lady, but it wouldn't hurt to impress her every now and then and allow her to believe you have the potential to be someone she may someday want to cohabitate with. It's all kinds of disgusting that you had a 3 year old shower curtain that you had never cleaned, so overall you had the right idea as you entered the Target shower curtain aisle. Unfortunately, here's where you veer off the path and bypass a perfectly bathroom appropriate bamboo setting for a "my first shower curtain," decorate your kid's bathroom-style shower curtain which is apparently also see through so that if your lady wants to brush her teeth while you're in the shower she also has to watch you wash your unmentionables. Come on. Is it too late to exchange for the bamboo? OR perhaps you could keep your silly, facing the wrong way geography curtain on the inside and hang the bamboo curtain on the outside so that you at least present the appearance of stylish home decor. Just a thought. "So why not learn geography?" Seriously, you are obviously not devoting enough time and energy to what is supposed to be the main focus during your shower. You should be lathering up, exfoliating, shampooing, shaving. Do you have a loofah? Or are you just kind of haphazardly slathering the suds from your generic bar soap and assuming that means you are full body clean? Shower time is Mike time. I think you should concentrate on emerging from your shower a cleaner, moisturized and better smelling individual and not worry about Kyrgyzstan and Turkmenistan. Unless you happen to have a San Diego city geography competition coming up?